CB Mangler, short for Christopher Brief Mangler was born in 1974 on a small ranch deep in the deserts of new mexico. Raised by Red Ryder, outlaw cowboys, and circus midgets he quickly learned to rope and shoot like a true pro. Although he could shoot a moving possum in the eye at 500 yards his life would take a different course. On a hot summer day sometime in the year of 1977 while drawing out a map in the sand to the nearest water hole, his uncle noticed the skill in which he drew the face of what may have been jesus but was most likely his mother. This had nothing to do with the map and they never found the water hole but they all knew what had to be done. Chris would be banished from the ranch and never talked about again. He was sent away to seattle because that was as far as they could send him in the continental United States.
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When he arrived in seattle, Chris used his last dollar to enroll in the graphic design course at seattle central community college. He quickly discovered that a dollar wasn't going to be enough. He would have to come up with at least two dollars if he was ever going to see his dreams come true. So he did what any red blooded american would do in this situation, he got himself in a punk rock band.
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